"Baseball and life, one and the same. Everybody says that life is too short. Like, unless you get cancer, hit by a bus, or set on fire takes forever. Just like Baseball. Its a series of long, mind boggling boring stretches of time where absolutly nothing happends. So, anything can happen. Then, next to a little while, when that crisp crack bat hitting the ball, so crisp you can almost smell the wood burning. Jolts you awake and you open your eyes to see something so exciting and intrigate. Possibly very, very meaningful has just happend. But you missed it because you were just so god damn bored in the first place. Couple hot dogs, throw in some beers, the occasional blowjob and thats that."

Kenneth “Lou” Shea (Rescue Me)

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“I despise modern music. Words cannot express how much it gets on my nerves – the false, pretentious, smug assertiveness of it. I hate business, having to deal with money. Money is one of the most hateful inventions of the human race. I hate the commodity culture, in which everything is bought and sold. No stone is left unturned. I hate the mass media, and how passively people suck up to it.” — R. Crumb

"I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong."

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Welcome To My World. . .: Top 20 favorite movies of all time. . . →

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number 6: A Bronx Tale

“Sonny and my father always said that when I get older I would understand. Well, I finally did. I learned something from these two men. I learned to give love and get love unconditionally. You just have to accept people for what they are, and I learned the greatest…

“I’m sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching. The movie you are about to see is extremely unpleasant. If you wish to see a film about a happy little elf, I’m sure there is still plenty of seating in theatre number two. However, if you like stories about clever and reasonably attractive orphans, suspicious fires, carnivorous leeches, Italian food and secret organisations, then stay, as I retrace each and every one of the Baudelaire children’s woeful steps. My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my sad duty to document this tale.”

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jayleneguevara:

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